I, PUA

The Journey of a couple of budding Pick Up Artists

Thursday, August 03, 2006

My friend sent me this email today...


"What is Marketing?

1.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

2.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and
say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

4.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

5.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

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